There is a great myth out there being sold wholesale to single people: You’re incomplete if you do not have a partner. There’s also the time sensitive version: You’re incomplete–and a failure–if you do not have a partner by age X. I’ve got news for you, people. This is complete and utter bullshit. Where does…
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Don’t Marry Yourself. Period.
READ MORE: Don’t Marry Yourself. Period.There once was a woman from Fargo who married herself. It’s true. She’s not the only one, either. But let’s stick with Nadine, who was featured on the Anderson Cooper show a while back. She did what she thinks was a cute, quirky thing that I’m sure she knew would get a lot of attention,…
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Indulge in Some Mommy Porn: Fifty Shades of Grey
READ MORE: Indulge in Some Mommy Porn: Fifty Shades of GreyNo, I’m not kidding. Why not? Reading some juicy bits may be the best decision you make all day. In fact, I’m sure of it. Not only is the sexy series by British mum E.L. James on fire, it’s just plain fun. It’ll get all pistons firing in the biggest sexual organ of all: Your…
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What the Today Show Missed (and I Love) About Living Alone
READ MORE: What the Today Show Missed (and I Love) About Living AloneSo, not too long ago (a few weeks?), I was featured on the Today show for a piece on the joys of living alone. I’ve been living that way for about a decade, and loving it–and I’m certainly not alone in that respect. One of the experts showcased for this segment was sociologist Eric Klinenberg, who…
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Don’t Be a Martyr On Valentine’s Day
READ MORE: Don’t Be a Martyr On Valentine’s DayIf you’re not in hot, sweaty love at the moment, in the relationship of your dreams, or in a relationship at ALL, it’s easy use today’s date as another reason to do a self-loathing pile on and beat your esteem to a bloody pulp. Let’s not do that. The temptation is there, I grant you.…
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3 Reasons to Be Single on Valentine’s Day
READ MORE: 3 Reasons to Be Single on Valentine’s DaySo you’re single on Valentine’s Day. Good for you. Fear not–I won’t patronize you with ridiculous advice that 1) presumes you need pity, 2) insults your intelligence, or 3) suggests that you need a bubble bath and a new pair of shoes because you don’t have a boyfriend. Ok, so maybe some ladies LIKE to…
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Screw the Resolutions. Just Start Doing Something (I’ll Give You 6 to Start)
READ MORE: Screw the Resolutions. Just Start Doing Something (I’ll Give You 6 to Start)Well hello there. You made it. Over the rickety holiday bridge into the vast tundra of the new year, possibly the last year, if the Mayans have it right. I’m not all that worried about it. In fact, more of you are likely dreading something else–weight gain, or rather, a failure to lose weight gained…
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Have Oysters with Dad (or Anyone!)
READ MORE: Have Oysters with Dad (or Anyone!)You have not seen a happier man than my father about to have at a dozen oysters. Which is why rather than sweep into town to borrow the car he so generously lets me use to drive to Massachusetts, and bolt back out, I proposed dinner, just the two of us, at one of his…
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Dress Like an Angel but Don’t Act Like One
READ MORE: Dress Like an Angel but Don’t Act Like OneThis year, I dug out an old dress, this shimmery floor-length gown that I wore to a ball my senior year of college (still fits, thank you very much), threw on some wings, a halo, and elbow-length gloves, and voila. I’m an angel. Though I certainly didn’t behave like one. My friend Carina (rocking the…
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Do Something Creative for Its Own Sake. Period.
READ MORE: Do Something Creative for Its Own Sake. Period.It’s the easiest thing to drop from the to-do list, and the simplest thing to excuse yourself from doing: A creative thing for its own sake. Getting that (whatever it is–writing, painting, scrapbooking, model-airplane-making) onto your schedule, and fending off all other competing, and arguably more urgent issues, is easier said than done. And that’s…
